Fucking spiders everywhere

Lately there has been spiders appearing everywhere and they all seem attracted to me and my stuff. My response: fuck you spiders, eat a fly and die you 8-legged pieces of shit. There might be an infestation in my room, I have to go find the nest and light the fuckers on fire if ya kna im sayin. If they get really out of hand I'm going to purchase a Glock 7 kna i mean homeskillet.