Intense shit....

Wow, that was the best weed experience ever... Hot boxing with a couple of friends. First went Ivy, then Sibu, then Me, Yoscar and Mei. Somewhere along the way the rotation switched just like a Reverse Uno card(which was actually suggested by Yoscar). I don't really know how it all happened, but it started happening at around the 2nd or 3rd puff. What a delicious plant.

The bag of weed was dropped twice, but found. (Miracle ftw!)

I remember randomly shouting PARTE DEUX because Ivy was recording our experience. The only question... why the hell was I saying PARTE DEUX in a fucking indian accent? Doesn't really matter, but it was funny as hell :D.

Cops came, or did they?

All in all night went well.(NO ALCOHOL OR FOOD BEFORE WE SMOKE NEXT TIME)

As the night ended I laid in my bed still high as fuck. Ideas and memories came and went to me as I went into deep thought. Couldn't even blink until like ten minutes later.(Maybe I did blink and didn't even notice it :D)

-logout

Abstract point of view

Light blue and brown striped shirt, grey hoodie with blue thin lines, green pajamas with pink thong sandals, brown high heels with dark brown jeans. This is what I see bra. Pigs in a blanket, cookies, pancakes, yum! Music playing from a laptop, Yoscar's ODING, Ivy just waved, Sibu is staring at Mei lay out shit. Mei is rolling up shit for pigs in a blanket. Damn shit's crazy. A douchebag is pouring something into the sink while staring at our food, wtf?

Words to remember: Cest pool, swampy, SASQUATCH(NEW EDITION YAY!)

3 bags of weed as my present, no comment. I fucking love it. Oops that was a comment.

Mei: Ralph!
Ralph: What?
Mei: What are you doing?
Ralph: I'm Blogging!!
Mei: About what?
Ralph: (No answer)

delicious cookie nomnom

half drank yosly

1 finger typing

I don't even know what's going on.

Mei: Corny Yoscar. You're so corny. (Sour voice)

Yoscar is ODing once again.

Sibu is talking about some shit(in the RYAN voice).

Mei: I'm a RED HEAD?!

Sibu: RIGHT HANDED!

Mei: That's very common.

Crazy music in the background.

*Departure*
*YELLS*

PS3 SLIM oh shit...

Hey fuckers, yeah that's right, I'm back.

I haven't blogged in a while because my ad sense account was banned because Google is run by corporate Jews.

Holy shit the PS3 SLIM, man isn't that beast sexy. With its new slim design and $299 price tag, who wouldn't want to buy a PS3?

*INSERTS SONY ADVERTISEMENT HERE*

So many of you will probably ask me how the fuck have I been. Well folks, I've been taking summer courses up to about a week ago and I'm about to head up to Stony only to get raped by higher laundry prices, higher food prices and a probably another shitty RHD.

This has been a quick blog and I hope that you have learned something new today.

Realized Something Epic

The EPIC thought: So as all my stuff was moved to my house today, I was thinking "hey now I can study". Looks like I was completely wrong. It seems like without my PS3 or a TV, there is nothing to look forward to after I'm done studying. You know why? Because everyone else is studying too so you can't really do anything with them without jeopardizing their grades.

BAND OF THE WEEK: The Script (Check them out)

FOOD OF THE WEEK: IHOP (Eat there NOW!)

NOT A GOOD IDEA OF THE WEEK: Soldiers Trained Through Computer

Back to finals, be back in a bit.

International House of Pancakes

Went to IHOP tonight, enough said, pancakes were fucking delicious.

Double You Tee Eff Mate

WTF Story: So today something very interested happened, something I didn't expect. One of my friends, whom I shouldn't really call a friend called and asked me to help him with Calculus and by help he wanted me to take his final. Of course I denied his request.

Less important news: Today was my math final and I got an 80, pretty good compared to the average which was 50. 2 more finals to go and then I head off to a summer of video games, summer sessions, possibly a part-time job and back to 10-12 hours of sleep every night. Today I just saw Powder Blue, the full movie not just the nude scenes with Jessica Biel. The film was actually pretty decent, too bad it went straight to DVD.

Random rant of the day: WTF is up with all these 'I love something' shows on VH1, it is getting a bit ridiculous. Seems like they are running out of names to give to these shitty shows, just look at 'Daisy of Love', shit makes no fucking sense.

UPDATES:

New poll is up for the vote of really hot chicks, word up.

The console war has been won by XBOX 360 owners.

My ipod touch is now jailbroken(GG Apple).

VIDEO OF THE DAY: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjpIqLFZZKY

Indie films INDEED

Summer movies are about to smack us in the face and half of them are probably going to suck. When I look back to 2008, I remember watching some of the funniest/greatest movies. If you can recommend any Indie flicks or any great movies from 2008 leave a comment(PLEASE NO MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN).

Random News Stories:
Hackers FTW:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,519187,00.html

Craigslist goes PG-13:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,520032,00.html

MAXIM's sexy women:
http://www.maxim.com/girls/articles/79154/2009-hot-100.html

*****I am fully aware that FOX is filled with bias.*****

Jessica Biel Getting Infinitely Hotter

Leaked videos from the movie Powder Blue has been released, more specifically the important one.
*SPOILER* Naked Biel in the following link:
http://video.ak.facebook.com/video-ak-sf2p/v2131/126/122/1009737939907_58572.mp4
I will upload a downloadable link if the link goes down.

For those of you that watch Lie To Me, the season finale is just a few hours away so make sure you catch that on Fox. The Lost season finale also comes on tonight for those of you that watch the show.

For those of you that haven't checked out Phillip Defranco already, I suggest you do so, he's a very funny VLOGGER and youtuber.
Here's the link: http://www.phillyd.tv/

Random Rant of the Day: No random rants... wierd, maybe I'll get pissed off later :)

Summer Fever

With the summer almost upon us, new and interesting things are happening.

The first thing I would like to talk about are the ending of several TV series and the start of some new ones. The shows that I have been keeping up with that are ending or have just ended are Heroes, Prison Break, Lie To Me and House. All of these of have had great seasons, but I am a little worried about Heroes and what's going to happen in the 5th chapter. I have just started watching Lost so for those that haven't watched it I will let you know how it turns out. Some shows that I am looking forward to in the next few months are: Dexter, Entourage and the premiere to Mental, I am also going to start watching Office.

As for summer movies I'm excited to see Terminator: Salvation, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, and Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.

Random Rant of the Day: Ten things that annoying me.

1. Cashiers who talk when they should be charging my shit.

2. People who come to my room, watch me play games and turn down the volume to their comfort.

3. People who talk really loud in your face like they are 40 feet away.

4. People who call you "bro".

5. Guidos 'nuff said.

6. People who try to do work in Starbucks.

7. Fat girls who wear pants that say "juicy" on the back, when it should really say "wide right turns".

8. Video game fanboys, c'mon its fucking video games.

9. Black skateboarders who only skate because they like Lupe Fiasco.

10. People who come into your room, look at what you're doing, ask you what you're doing and then answers their own question followed by a stupid head nod.

A WTF ending to House Season Finale

[**WARNING HOUSE SPOILER SEASON FINALE**]



I guess all that vicodin pill popping finally took a toll on House. The season finale makes you realize the complexities of Dr. House and how helpless he must feel while he is hallucinating. I recommend you to watch this episode if you haven't already!

Fucking spiders everywhere

Lately there has been spiders appearing everywhere and they all seem attracted to me and my stuff. My response: fuck you spiders, eat a fly and die you 8-legged pieces of shit. There might be an infestation in my room, I have to go find the nest and light the fuckers on fire if ya kna im sayin. If they get really out of hand I'm going to purchase a Glock 7 kna i mean homeskillet.

Population control plan

We have to realize that with current medical technology, we are living longer and as a consequence the population grows at a rapid rate. My plan to make the population shrink is very simple. What we need to do is release bears, lions, tigers, wolves and prisoners into the streets. All of the above will be able to kill any citizen without risk of going to prison. Everything will be better, these animals will increase in population and humans will decrease in population. As that trend continues there will be less waste and mother nature will be very happy.

Scary movies that are actually scary

So apparently some of my friends think that scary movies such as The Blair Witch project aren't scary. As we grow old it is more difficult to be scared by such movies. What do you guys think? Do you think that the idea of scary movies isn't what it used to be when you were young? If you do know any movies that you think is still scary please name them in a comment.

New PS3 Games

As the semester comes to a closing I am trying to decide what games I want to get for my PS3. I am definitely going to get the UFC game made by THQ. Some games that I have to check out and decide on: Prototype, Infamous, The Wolverine Game and some of the new PSN games that came out. Let me know if any of you know some PS3 games that is worth the buy.

Sleeping schedule fucked up / Insomnia

As I enter finals week the worst thing possible is happening to me. I no longer want to sleep after long periods of time and when I do go to sleep i wake up far into the next day. It is Saturday and I just woke up at 4:30PM. I need to break this habit and go to sleep like a normal person. The worst part of it all is that when I do wake up I can't remember a damn thing that happened the night before, its like a hangover without realizing I got a random girl pregnant.

Star Trek Movie

This movie was unlike the television series and probably made some star trek fans angry. This movie had more action, better special effects and the spice needed to bring this series alive.

I would recommend anyone who likes action movies to watch this even if you do not like Star Trek.

Youtubers to check out

For those of you that are constantly on youtube, I suggest you check out the following channels.

Communitychannel: http://www.youtube.com/user/communitychannel

The Phillip Defranco Show: http://www.youtube.com/user/sxephil

The Onion News Network: http://www.youtube.com/user/theonion?blend=1&ob=4

Enjoy.

Intro --

Standard Boring Intro:
Name: Rafael 'Tehh Prodigy' Maldonado
Age: 19
Location: New York
Occupation: Computer Science Major at Stony Brook University

Because I don't want to bore you with useless information like my birth sign, where I was born and my blood type, I'm just going to tell you a random funny-slash-stupid story of my life.

Random story of the day: I modded a nerf gun bullet and instead of a plastic tip it had a pushpin. I then shot my friend in the arm with the bullet and he started to bleed. The end.

Random Technology-related fact: There was a system of robots called Therac-25 introduced to a hospital and it was supposed to replace nurses. Instead of giving patients the right medication, this "highly-advanced robot" treated patients with high levels of radiation.

I promise that future blog postings will be somewhat interesting.